Tuesday, October 14, 2014

*Reality Natalie* Teaser #3

Here's your last teaser for Reality Natalie, released tomorrow!!

Teaser #3:

“Drum roll, please!” Chloe said. The entire audience buzzed. 

I sucked in my breath. Please, please let me be the next Kidz Konnection guest talk show host! I know I would do the best job EVER. Maybe better than Oprah (that’s a very big maybe, though). I promise I will be funny and very nice to all guests.

Allie took a bright red envelope from Chloe. She looked up and smiled at the audience.

I will try not to trip or air burp on TV. And with enough practice, my Fake Shakes will disappear, poof! 

Like magic. 

She slid her finger through the top of the envelope.

“And the winner is....”

Closing my eyes and wrapping my fingers over my acorn necklace, I sent up a silent prayer, hoping the Talk Show Goddesses had all ears open.

4 comments:

  1. Featured you on my List of Very inspirational Bloggers today!
    http://vsreads.com/2015/02/04/shout-outs-to-my-fellow-bloggers/
    Best,
    V:)

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  2. Betcha didn't know this: in 1910ish, Stalin was a young man in Moscow; he founded a newspaper - the Spark. I kid thee not, my just and worthy liege HeeHee Now, you learned sumtin new. See? The internet aint all that bad. Now voting for Bernie is bad: he's a died-in-the-wool-Communist...

    "This lifelong demise is only a test, son," God Almighty sed to me in my coma. "Beyond thy earthly tempest is where you'll find corpulent eloquence" (paraphrased). Lemme tella youse without d'New Joisey accent...

    I actually saw Seventh-Heaven when we died: you couldn't GET any moe curly, extravagantly-surplus-lush Upstairs when my beautifull, brilliant, bombastic girl passed-away at 17.

    "Those who are wise will shine as brightly as the expanse of the Heavens, and those who have instructed many in uprightousness as bright as stars for all eternity" -Daniel 12:3

    Here's what the prolific, exquisite GODy sed: 'the more you shall honor Me, the more I shall bless you' -the Infant Jesus of Prague.

    Go git'm, girl. You're incredible.
    See you Upstairs...
    I won't be joining'm in da nasty Abyss where Isis prowls
    eklektikmantra.blogspot.com

    -YOUTHwitheTRUTH
    -------------------------------
    PS While nobody's as brilliant as Dean Koontz, dear, nobody's as savvy as U.S. Need some new fangled thots, ideers, names? "Step right up, me lad," cried the carnival barker: if I'm the sower, we plant the Seed; if I'm the artist, we write the Word. Lemme gonna gitcha started:

    Oak Woods, Athena Noble, Autumn Rose, Faith Bishop, Dolly Martin, Willow Rhodes, Cocoa Major, China Stone, Bullwark Burnhart, Magnus Wilde, Kardiak Arrest, Will Wright, Goldy Silvers, Sophie Sharp, Gloria Hood, Violet Snow, Lizzy Roach, BoxxaRoxx, Aunty Dotey, Romero Stark, Zachariah Neptoon, Turkey Sherwood ...

    God blessa youse
    -Fr. Sarducci, ol SNL

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  3. Betcha didn't know this: in 1910ish, Stalin was a young man in Moscow; he founded a newspaper - the Spark. I kid thee not, my just and worthy liege HeeHee Now, you learned sumtin new. See? The internet aint all that bad. Now voting for Bernie is bad: he's a died-in-the-wool-Communist...

    "This lifelong demise is only a test, son," God Almighty sed to me in my coma. "Beyond thy earthly tempest is where you'll find corpulent eloquence" (paraphrased). Lemme tella youse without d'New Joisey accent...

    I actually saw Seventh-Heaven when we died: you couldn't GET any moe curly, extravagantly-surplus-lush Upstairs when my beautifull, brilliant, bombastic girl passed-away at 17.

    "Those who are wise will shine as brightly as the expanse of the Heavens, and those who have instructed many in uprightousness as bright as stars for all eternity" -Daniel 12:3

    Here's what the prolific, exquisite GODy sed: 'the more you shall honor Me, the more I shall bless you' -the Infant Jesus of Prague.

    Go git'm, girl. You're incredible.
    See you Upstairs...
    I won't be joining'm in da nasty Abyss where Isis prowls
    eklektikmantra.blogspot.com

    -YOUTHwitheTRUTH
    -------------------------------
    PS While nobody's as brilliant as Dean Koontz, dear, nobody's as savvy as U.S. Need some new fangled thots, ideers, names? "Step right up, me lad," cried the carnival barker: if I'm the sower, we plant the Seed; if I'm the artist, we write the Word. Lemme gonna gitcha started:

    Oak Woods, Athena Noble, Autumn Rose, Faith Bishop, Dolly Martin, Willow Rhodes, Cocoa Major, China Stone, Bullwark Burnhart, Magnus Wilde, Kardiak Arrest, Will Wright, Goldy Silvers, Sophie Sharp, Gloria Hood, Violet Snow, Lizzy Roach, BoxxaRoxx, Aunty Dotey, Romero Stark, Zachariah Neptoon, Turkey Sherwood ...

    God blessa youse
    -Fr. Sarducci, ol SNL

    ReplyDelete